I
Am Gambit
with
Mike Rapin
When the rantings and ravings of Mike Rapin
fill up among his small group of listeners, he turns to the digital pen
and paper. Expect nothing less than irrational cries about meaningless
anythings and possibly a logical idea here or there, but nonetheless hilarious
(for those with a real sense of humor).
If you are under 18 or are easily offended,
stop reading now!
A Random Stream of Rapin
One more before exams I think...
Given the enormous amount of stress I have
had in the last week, I think that I shall speak to you, my children, in
a time of utmost boredom. Yes, boredom.
The monotonous feel of college hast started
to get to me, but without it I wouldn't be stressed... a crude twist of
fate, yes? No, probably not. It is what is expected. The strange part is
that I have only been feeling the stress the last 2 days. Heartburn, tension
headaches, neck aches, the works. But the boredom is what gets me. Perhaps
it's the severe dullness of my job on campus, per maybe my
daily routine which ends in me watching 3-5 episodes of Scrubs every night
with a buddy of mine. I don't know really what to say here other than I
want to hurt someone or cause some irrational thing to happen to clear
my head of this rock solid boredom I have.
Thank God* for music though. Really, the
last three weeks has consisted of me blaring The Acacia Strain, Norma Jean,
NOFX, and the soundtrack to The Rocky Horror Picture Show into my skull.
I don't know what I would do without my trusty iPod and/or music library.
It's always fun to yell "I'll see you at the bottom of the barrel" or "Blowjobs,
rim, and sucking c**k. You're getting laid while you're getting laid off!"
in your dorm.
I'll keep this going with other mentionables
such as how I am starting to delve into the world known as podcasting.
Thanks to two guys I know (plug: http://www.pinkparachutes.com
) I've come to like the internet more and more. And lets not forget that
damn addicting website known as Twitter (http://www.twitter.com)
and it's awesome Mac plug-ins and add-ons.
One more thing: Guitar Hero and Guitar
Hero II are effing amazing and almost too fun.
Man-o-man I am tired as hell... don't forget
to check out http://www.mikerapin.com/
.
* capitalized for the sake of western-minded
writers
Cover our ass part: The views
expressed here are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect
the views of Thrashpit, Rocknworld, the Iconoclast Entertainment Group,
the Pope, George W. Kennedy, soccer moms, pop-punk fans, etc. Note: this
rant was slightly censored by the man... only one specific word was altered.
You should still know what it is, even with the alteration. If you don't
you, you are as bright as a f*cking blackout and should consider sterilization
. Love, Big Brother
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