• Noctem - Oblivion

I Am Gambit 
with Mike Rapin

When the rantings and ravings of Mike Rapin fill up among his small group of listeners, he turns to the digital pen and paper. Expect nothing less than irrational cries about meaningless anythings and possibly a logical idea here or there, but nonetheless hilarious (for those with a real sense of humor).

I know I said in my last installment that I would dabble in the cause of problems due to religion in this entry, but I feel I should bitch about something else this week:

Sh*tty movies and why they are so damn sh*tty.

Yea.

Should I name a few? Maybe some of your favorites:

Any Happy-Madison made film.
Any Disney made movie (there may be a few exceptions that I can't think of this second)
Bad News Bears (the re-make)

...the list can go on for hours, but to continue:

You may be saying to yourself, "What the f**k? Those movies are funny!" or "Those movies are good! What the hell?" and, for the most part, I will admit many of those movies are somewhat funny, but therein lies the problem.

Just because a movie is funny, does not make it a good movie.

But to continue... again...

All the above movies follow this basic time line of plot:

1. The main characters are introduced.
2. Basic personality assessment is taken in by viewers via lame comedy.
3. There is some kind of run in with a definite bad guy(s)
4. Sh*t goes down with the bad guy(s)
5. The person or persons work together, have a good time, and become better somehow via montage
6. Another run-in with the bad guy(s) leads to victory in some way, shape, or form
7. End

Don't forget the love plot somewhere in there.

And that is predictability for you.

Now, my goal in life is to write and profit off of limitless numbers of scripts/script ideas that I sell to the before mentioned companies and many, many others. Is that wrong? Yes, but if people are going to be stupid and not realize they are watching the same sh*t over and over again, I might as well say "F**k it," and make some money off of that.

Stupidity is the worlds biggest money maker... again, the whole religion thing. I'll make sure to mention it next entry. 
 

Cover our ass part: The views expressed here are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Thrashpit, Rocknworld, the Iconoclast Entertainment Group, the Pope, George W. Kennedy, soccer moms, pop-punk fans, etc. Note: this rant was slightly censored by the man... only one specific word was altered. You should still know what it is, even with the alteration. If you don't you, you are as bright as a f*cking blackout and should consider sterilization . Love, Big Brother