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Jason
vs. Freddy The Movie
Director: Ronny
Yu
Rated: R
Rating:
Reviewed By: Scott
Vile
Even if you're not a fan of horror movies,
there is no denying that Freddy Kruger (A Nightmare On Elm Street series)
and Jason Voorhies (Friday the 13th series) are icons of an era. Even if
you ARE a fan of either series, there's no doubt that you've seen a couple
entries in each that have been embarrasing to watch. So going in to a movie
like this, one has a vague feeling of what to expect, while not knowing
exactly how it will turn out.
Any typical reviewer will bash this film,
just as they've bashed even the good entries of either series. Most reviews
therefore are pretty pointless. But the point remains, there is a fan base
and demand, and for a reason. So, as a fan, to the fans, I'm here to tell
you: Does this movie suck?
The concept of Freddy Vs. Jason has been
a long time coming, one that was foreshadowed to horror fans' glee in 1993's
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. However, the idea has suffered so
many issues that in frustration, producer Sean Cunningham went ahead and
created another Friday the 13th entry (2002's Jason X), almost confirming
the F-Vs-J project would never REALLY get off the ground.
The "will it ever really happen" factor
was equivalent to horror fans minds' as "Chinese Democracy" is to GNR fans.
But in America, where anything can happen,
and especially in the movie world, it eventually has. Now that Freddy Vs.
Jason has finally reached theatres, how does it fare?
Pretty well, actually.
A Nightmare On Elm Street fans will be
pleased with Freddy's return, with series staple Robert England in costume
(what else is the type cast actor gonna do?) with a drier, more evil portrayal
of Mr. Fred Kruger than most past entries. This is the Freddy from Nightmare
1, 3, and Wes Craven's New Nightmare. Thankfully, this isn't the Freddy
who is wearing sunglasses and skateboarding, as he spouts painful one liners
during each of his victim's deaths.
This Fred Kruger is more to the roots of
Wes Craven's original creation, which I applaud. Freddy 2003 is a pissed-off
child killer who enjoys his work, rather than a horrible comedian who kills
teens on the side.
Jason Voorhies fans may be slightly disappointed
in their man's portrayal in the movie, however. Some enthusiasts will no
doubt be disappointed that Jason is not being played by Kane Hodder, who
became a series regular since 1988's The New Blood (Friday Part 7). However,
other than Hodder, Jason has been portrayed by different actors in each
entry since it's introduction, so a new guy behind the mask isn't exactly
a revolutionary concept. Played by the huge Ken Kirzinger, Jason's back
as a bad ass in this entry; his kills are both violent and inventive. One
of his portrayed fears in a dream sequence in this film will no doubt be
up for much debate on F13th message boards, however.
The story isn't brilliant, but a surprisingly
functional way to bring together the murdering duo. This is especially
considering that each of series' past plot lines (A dog ressurected Freddy
in Nightmare 4 by pissing on his grave, and Jason's grave was struck by
lightning in Friday 6). The surviving kids of Freddy Kruger's wrath have
basically been quarantined in a Springwood mental institution, with no
contact to the outside world, being drugged daily with an experimental
dream suppressant. Now, the remaining Elm Street kids of Springwood no
nothing of the past disasters. With no teenage fear for Freddy to feed
off of, he's pretty pissed over the situation, but too weak to do much
about it. Forced to scour the area for candidates, he finds a weak mind
and unlikely victim to exploit: the retarded-at-birth Jason Voorhies. Freddy
attacks Jason's dreams as Jason's cherished mother, demanding him to inflict
carnage on Elm Street once again, in hopes of the resulting fearful survivors
to speak the Kruger name again. The only problem for Freddy is that Jason
goes too far and starts killing Freddy's prey, which eventually results
in a final showdown between the two.
The movie does a lot right. Freddy gets
some cool, and slightly humorous dream sequences. There's also a lot of
T&A and brutal violence for the Jason fans to see. The best scene ties
the confrontation between the two well, at a rave in a cornfield where
Jason kills a passed out victim that Freddy's currently stalking in the
dream world.
The movie does a few things wrong too,
mainly with the cheesy lines and acting. However, if you've sat through
the other films, you'd probably be upset if those downfalls were missing,
so it could be taken as almost intentional. Another problem is that when
it comes to scares, there really aren't any. There's gore galore, for sure,
but no really tense moments that could strike actual fear. This is more
of a summer action movie, with gore galore, than a true HORROR movie.
Modestly budgeted at $25 million, the movie
has some classic cinematic moments, but some awkwardly executed CGI as
well. Overall, the film works about 20 times better than I would have expected,
though I didn't expect much. Horror fans, rejoice, and only with
only a light grain of salt.
Posted by Massacre:
I wander if there's a freddy vs jason vs ash (from evil dead or living dead)
Posted by YankeeCutie13:
wow this movie was great.Some parts freked me out but it rocked lile hell!!Jason ur my boy and I love you!
Proud owner of the Yankees Lover Club
Proud sposerer of the Red sox Sux Club
Proud Lover of ALex Rodriguez
GO JASON!!!
Posted by _*--ElLiS--*_:
When I first watched
Freddy V Jason I watched it with a friend of mine at about 1-2 o'clock in the morning She had already seen it this was my first time when she said " Right now a scary part is comming close your eyes" I closed them and opened them straight away And It was not even scary Dont get me wrong this film Rocked!!!! but I was only 11 when I watched it and I thought it was Funny!!!
I am 12 now and I think that film Was nothing But is was very kool!!!
Freddy rocks see when Jason Cut of Freddys head and carried it and all you see is Freddy Wink at you.
I think there is no point trying to Kill Freddy Except for he is Evil and kills but EVERYONE knows Freddy will ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS come back!!!!
Posted by Mr. shlong:
i think freddy is a pu$$y cause he has to kill people in their dreams and not in the real world and fight like a man now jason on the other hand he fights in the real world and fights lie a man and doesnt go after 4 year old kids like a pu$$y
Posted by *~*aBbIe*~*:
I THINK THAT ClownFangs IS SO WRONG! IM A HUGE HOROR FAN AND IM REALLY YOUNG THIS MOVIE ROCKED AND THEIR WERE GREAT GRAPHICS. sOME PARTS WERE SCARY BUT IT WAS A GREAT ACTION MOVIE! iVE WATCHED VERY SCARY MOVIES AND THIS WAS SOO GREAT! FIVE STARS
Posted by mrs depp :
freddy rocks jasons is a loser
Posted by loner:
hey a new jason is out but on the big screen casuse i seen it. jason vs freddy is okie
Posted by Jessy:
JASON FOREVER, I LOVE HIM!!! jason, i kiss you alone, forever, i will be forever your!
G from Hungary
Posted by Kloonie:
anyone know what song was played in that burning house, when the camera focuses on jason, when he discovers that freddy's fear is fire.
Posted by ashley:
freddy kicked jason's ass!
Posted by Sam:
THIS MOVIE KICKED ASS! ROBERT ENGLUNDS MAKE-UP WAS BETTER THEN THE WHOLE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MAKE-UP
Posted by Sam:
Freddy Kicks ass. Jason is just a hoky puck in a mask! I also think that they should come out with leprechaun V.S chucky! a midget battle! HA HA HA!
Posted by Sam:
Freddy is beter then jason
Posted by ann:
freedy is real. the little girls were singing 1-2 freedys coming for
Posted by markaya:
it is so real. he is going to kill my but in my dream.
Posted by jimmyc:
Clownfangs you are a retard this movie rocked hard. p.s get a better name
Posted by jimmyc:
Best jason movie ever!
Posted by Nny:
I thought Jason was awesome, but he depended on his machete to much. The Jason I came to love had never depended on it. if ya took it away, he'd a killeed ya anyway.
Posted by hotty:
kool
Posted by bud smoker:
freddy kicked ass. I love the part with the catopiller
Posted by jeremy hall:
i think Jason vs. Freddy The Movie , was the poorest movie out their, it ranks with may, on a island of its own and the fight seens wasn't at all what they should have been!
Posted by ANNA:
I LIKE FREDDY VS. JASON AND CARRIE AND IT AND FEARDOT COM. THEY ARE GOOD MOVIES
Posted by 217-562-4185:
i LIKE FREDDY VS. JASON AND I LIKE CARRY AND IT AND FEARDOT COM
Posted by --Kerrie--:
The soundtrack was the only good thing about it.. it rocked
Posted by ClownFangs:
I thought FvJ sucked except for the action scenes. The lead actress was a total bimbo, I feel Yu could have chosen better. Not scary at all. The only scary "Fridays" are parts 1-4 and the only scary "Nightmare" is part 1. People who think this is scary must not be real horror fans.
Posted by wasup 47:
freedy vs. jason was okay like when that girl says GO TO HELL FREDDY well he kinda already went to hell
Posted by Dave Williams:
It's was a bad assed movie the best I've seen all decade
Posted by Sassy:
I Loved The Movie But It Needs to Be More Scary So Ppl Can Accually Get Scared When they Watch It... Other Than that It Is A Great Movie 5 Stars And they Should Defenatly Make A Another One
Posted by josh:
it was a bad ass movie freddy kicked jasons ass the whole movie i thought it was awsome
Posted by kenz babygrl:
i loved the movie it was off the hook i really love the soundtrack i love the song when darkness falls by killswitch engage!!!!
Posted by Toughestgurl:
kool
Posted by Shadow Demon:
The only thing i liked about this movie is the SOUNDTRACK, and the NUDITY! Everything else is 100% pure bull-sh*t!
Posted by Maggot :
Wait just a damn minute Hockey Mask did you get hit in the head? That move was the sh*t. House of 1000 corpeses was a good movie but this move was *Brillant* I saw it 4 Times and could watch it 20 more times.
Posted by Hockey Mask:
Movie was pretty bad, shoulda got Hodder, he was a lot better than Kerzinger.
Posted by sexy lady:
no way
Posted by scary:
i like when thy call me that.
Posted by Monarch:
Not enough TITS!!!
Posted by Hobo:
I was pretty high, and I loved Jason X... still a lot of things in this movie blew. Too much storyline, not enough death, stupid ending.
Posted by ShAwTy :
It WaS bAnGiN fO sHo DaWg OmG iT wAs TiGhT aS sHyT tHoUgH
Posted by Monarch:
Just because there's crappier movies than this doesn't mean you shouldn't hate this movie, dumbsh1t. Anyway, I kinda liked it.
Posted by fvj:
Anyone who hated this movie is stupid, they're prolly more into crappy movies like Sense and Sensability, lol.
Posted by Magustyle:
I liked it like I like old AC/DC.....it is what it is......but, Horror has always been the "Heavy Metal" of cinema....people "liked" it in thier teens, but "grew" up....or they always thought it was mindless aggression.....and as an avid Horror fan....I can attest that the two tastes overlap......I mean if you can see the humour and glee in Cannabil Corpse and Danzig( well, up to 4 )then you might dig you some Dr. Phibes and Zombi......