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    YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:
  • You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
  • You know what a "burnout" is.
  • You wanted to be on StarSearch.
  • You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell   off.
  • You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
  • You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
  • You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
  • You HAD to have your Mtv
  • You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off"
  • You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
  • You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
  • You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
  • You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
  • You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
  • You know what "Sike" means.
  • You know who Tina Yothers is.
  • You wanted to be a Goonie.
  • You remember when MTV had music Videos
  • You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
  • You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
  • You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
  • You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
  • You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
  • You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing. (or nailpolish)
  • You could breakdance, or wish you could.
  • You know who Max Headroom is.
  • You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
  • You own any cassettes.
  • You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on  the moon.
  • You remember And/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from  Pizza Hut.
  • Poltergeist freaked you out.
  • You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
  • You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
  • You know what a Doozer is.
  • You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
  • You ever had a Swatch Watch.
  • You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman).
  • You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
  • You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
  • You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
  • You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
  • You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
  • You know what a "Whammee" is.
  • Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
     If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's".

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